Chapter 4 Sawashiro tokaiu Kuso Baka Otoko Ga Inaku Natte Sugasugashita (Kusumi Shiten)

Sawashiro tokaiu Kuso Baka Otoko Ga Inaku Natte Sugasugashita (Kusumi Shiten)

(Tl: It’s Refreshing That Idiot Sawashiro Is Gone (Kusumi’s PoV))

My name is Kusumi Shusuke. I’m a third-year student at a university in Tokyo.

I’m 173 cm tall with an average build, and honestly, I’m pretty good-looking. I’m also quite popular with the girls around me.

At the university, I belong to an outdoor club that has regular drinking parties and barbecues.

It used to be a boys’ club where almost all the members were boys, but after I joined, the number of girls who joined the club increased dramatically thanks to my charisma and good looks.

So thanks to my popularity, we were able to increase the number of girls who joined the club in large numbers. And because of my achievements, I was appointed president of the club in my second year.

After I became president of the club, I began to interact with the nearby women’s university clubs, and we held many drinking parties, barbecues, and other events together. It’s all thanks to my popularity that we can hang out with them.

I also increased the frequency of drinking parties under the authority of the club president, which increased the opportunities to interact with many girls.

Thus, I was able to make this club a wonderful place where you can interact with girls in a casual way. And yet….

“Sigh, seriously… So why haven’t I been able to have se_x yet….”

I muttered to myself as I sighed.

Thanks to the frequent barbecues and drinking parties, it’s become an environment where it’s easy to have fun talking to the girls, but I’ve never been able to have a deeper interaction than that.

“Sigh, seriously… It’s all that idiot’s fault….”

Thanks to my popularity, we were able to get a lot of cute girls into the club. But the reason I couldn’t even have se_x with the girls in the club was all because of that idiot Sawashiro.

Sawashiro was in charge of planning all of the club’s barbecues and drinking parties. He was also in charge of all interactions with other outdoor university clubs. He was basically a do-it-all kind of guy, so I left all the club work to him.

But all his projects were too childish and wholesome. Even if we had a barbecue, he would only plan a day trip to a nearby riverside, campground, or nature park.

Normally, for something like this, you would go away for a while and stay at an inn or hotel, enjoy a barbecue during the day, and then bring the girl of your choice to your room at night to have se_x with her while drinking, right?

The same goes for drinking parties. Basically, he always orders the drinking parties he organizes to be over by 10:00 p.m. and to be broken up by that time. And the girls who attend the parties follow Sawashiro’s words and go home with reluctant expressions on their faces.

Normally, a drinking party for college students consists of drinking until midnight, and when the last train leaves, they usually go to a love hotel and have se_x while drinking until morning… but he’s an idiot vi_rg_in from the countryside, so he doesn’t want to do any of that.

As a result, I’ve never been able to have se_x with Shijou Ruka (四条瑠香), a member of the club whom I have been eyeing since I joined.

Shijou Ruka is the most stunningly beautiful girl in the university. She is so incredibly beautiful that I’ve never seen such a beautiful girl before. As a matter of fact, she won first place in this university’s beauty pageant.

So I always went to the club’s barbecues and drinking parties with the intention of having se_x with the stunningly beautiful Shijou, but because of that idiot Sawashiro, I wasn’t able to take Shijou to a love hotel even once until my third year, so it’s really frustrating….

(Sigh. He really was a hopeless idiot. Well, he’s not in this club anymore, so it doesn’t matter….)

Sawashiro, such an idiotic vi_rg_in, is no longer in this club. That means I can have se_x with Shijou as much as I want from now on. Haha, it’s too great to finally have se_x with the beauty who won the beauty pageant.

Besides, Shijou is really weak when it comes to alcohol. Okay, then I’ll make Shijou drink a lot at the next party, get her drunk, and take her to a hotel!

“What’s wrong, Kusumi? You’re grinning like crazy.”

While I was smiling and imagining such a thing, Narumi, who was next to me, started talking to me.

“Huh? Ah, no, I’m looking forward to the next drinking party.”

“Oh, you mean like that. Haha, indeed. From now on, we can bring any girls we want to the hotel or home, right? By the way, who is Kusumi after?”

“Of course, it’s Shijou! Of course, everyone wants to hold such a model-class beauty, right? And who is Narumi after?”

“Haha, I see. Well, I think Shijou-san is pretty and nice too, but the one I’m after is her younger sister, Akane-chan. Isn’t she super cute?”

“Ah, I see. So you like that kind of girl?”

The girl Narumi mentioned is Shijou Akane (四条朱音), a second-year, and the younger sister of Shijou Ruka.

While older sister Shijou is a black-haired, neat, model-like beautiful girl, younger sister Akane is a blonde-haired, girlish girl with the cuteness of an innocent idol. Well, to be honest, both girls are 120 points perfect.

“Hmmm, but you know, Shijou’s sister is still in her second year of college, so she’s 19, right? So you can’t get her drunk and take her to a hotel, right? She definitely won’t drink at a drinking party.”

“Haha, no problem. In fact, I once lied to her and got her to drink alcohol at a party a while ago, saying it was just juice. Then she was drunk after just one drink. Haha, she doesn’t suspect anything, so she’s really easy to fool!”

“What, are you serious?! So you ate Shijou’s sister already?!”

I didn’t know that Narumi had done something like that, so I was really surprised. Does that mean he had se_x with Shijou’s sister, Akane-chan? I’m so jealous that he had se_x with such a super cute girl!

“Well, I got Akane-chan really drunk, so I wanted to take her to a hotel, but… that idiot Sawashiro found her drunk and called a taxi to send her home….”

“What…? Ah, he’s just getting in the way! Why would he call a taxi to take her home? No matter how you look at it, it was a plan to get her to a hotel! Ah, he really… he can’t read vibes at all….”

“Yeah, seriously, he’s so bad at reading vibes! So I’m glad that idiot Sawashiro is gone!”

So we were all happy to finally get that idiot, Sawashiro, out of the club.

The reason we kicked Sawashiro out was because of his inability to read the vibes. He’s just a distraction to us, and we don’t need him in our club anymore.

“Oh, that’s right! Now that Sawashiro is finally gone, let’s have more meetings with other outdoor university clubs from now on! There are so many beautiful girls there, right?”

“Ah, you’re right! Then, since we’re at this point, let’s plan more sleepovers, and at night we’ll bring the girls we like to our rooms and have se_x with them, and that’s a good idea!”

“Haha, that’s a good idea! I’m in the best club ever because I get to have fun with beautiful girls from other universities!”

“Yes, that’s true! Okay, then I’ll contact the club presidents from other universities and ask them to meet up again soon!”

“Yes, I got it! I’m counting on you!”

We laughed and looked forward to our club life.

Then I took out my phone, opened an SNS app, and tweeted something like this on my private account.

[I’m so relieved that Sawashiro, the fu_ck_ing idiot vi_rg_in, is finally gone; now I can finally eat all the girls in the clubs….]

“Haha, this is good!”

I was having a good time, so I tweeted something like that on my private account and then closed my phone.